Eagle, Globe, Anchor...and Poop?

Is your cover meant to be disrespectful to the Marine Corps?
No, it's meant to be disrespectful to the Middle East. I love the Marine Corps.

Why the poop?
I grew up with pet birds. They can crap several times per minute. I also grew up in the D.C. area, which has a high concentration of pigeons and statues. For my whole career, I thought, "What must the back of the EGA look like after 200 years?"


Most animals can control themselves, bowelwise. What's up with birds?
Scientifically speaking, birds are uni-hole-ular -- their poop and pee are the same thing. I think they even use the same hole for mating. This is speculation, but if your job was flying, you probably wouldn't want to carry around even an extra gram once you were done with it.

Does your eagle have unusually good aim? He seems to have missed Israel.
Good observation.


How would that scene arise?
Say you're behind the EGA. The DI gives the commands, "Right FACE," and "Forward MARCH." The eagle would step off as shown.


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