...and match ferns from dinosaur movies.

Most Marines have strong opinions about chemical warfare gear. By trying to make a suit that gives 100% protection against all possible chemical agents, DoD came up with something that kills far more men than it saves. The suits are extremely burdensome, ignite like coal dust, and have no provision for bodily functions. Since 1990, most wars have been fought in sand-colored deserts. Explain this:


Gary certainly had strong opinions about this:


DoD can't seem to make NBC gear that matches the terrain, but Fox News does. Note that the Marines here have taken off their green NBC gear and are wearing desert cammies, analog or digital. Rick Leventhal is still prepared for that nerve gas attack we've been waiting for since 1918.


For a more complete discussion of death by too much equipment, Google the article Risk Curves from the August 2007 Marine Corps Gazette.




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